About the Wench

My name is Micah. Yes, like the rock (mineral, if you want to get fancy). Just with an 'h.'

I am, in fact, a girl, despite what many people think when they read/hear my name.

I drink too much coffee and have a hard time dealing with stupidity.

I would tell people that I'm a socialist, but that makes too many of them think I'm an anarchist so I usually keep my mouth shut. (And like the great Liz Lemon once said: Just because I think gay dudes should be allowed to adopt kids and we should all have hybrid cars doesn’t mean I don’t love America.)

Speaking of Liz Lemon, I love 30 Rock more than life. Just saying.

I think "Earth Appreciation" should be a required class in every stage of education. Too many people take this planet for granted.

I'm going to change this, I think...

Or maybe I won't.